If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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