If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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