Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize