So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We have started to decorate penises.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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