Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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