youre lurking in front of me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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