my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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