i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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