Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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