scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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