I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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