How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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