But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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