we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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