Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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