I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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