I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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