I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Every concussion has its silver lining
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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