Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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