you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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