hell yes lets make some ravioli
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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