There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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