Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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