I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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