How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Randomize
