She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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