Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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