just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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