If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Randomize
