no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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