WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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