Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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