I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize