it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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