Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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