So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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