yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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