your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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