I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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