Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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