Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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