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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...

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(910): View more from North Carolina

after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

good thing vaginas are great cup holders

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(708): View more from Illinois

Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Why is your signature on my underwear?

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(310): View more from California

The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse

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(713): View more from Texas

Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.

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