How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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