His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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