check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
he just fucked me for my cheese.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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