when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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