K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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