I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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