Nicole vs. Life
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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