Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
420 ftw
Your mouth is God's brothel.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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