so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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