non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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