you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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