oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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